How to change your w(hole) world
Just like opinions, we all have buttholes. Some are brown, some are pink, and we know a few that have had their moment in the sun. Anyway, whether you like the way yours is or loathe it every time you pull out your compact mirror, it still exists. But how are you treating your hole? Is it moisturized? Exfoliated? Is it clean? If the answer to any of these questions is no, pull out a pen and paper and get ready to have your w(hole) world change.
Here are 4 tips for better bum care—and keeping your relationship with your backside in good standing.
1. Clean your hole.
Toilet paper is not enough. It’s much too thin, and often doesn’t get all the “material” if you catch our drift. For regular maintenance, otherwise known as wiping your ass, you should at least use a flushable body wipe. These allow the actual surface to get really clean and feel superbly refreshing. Pure for Men offers wipes in both a large pack and a travel pack for on-the-go needs. These use micellar water, mint, aloe vera, and vitamin E oil. This combination cleans your hole without stripping the skin down there, leaving you feeling refreshed.
2. Scrub your hole.
We assume that anyone reading this blog (gay people) uses soap and water on ALL of their bum, so we can promptly skip that step in the shower routine. One thing many people don’t know, however, is that exfoliating your hole can be beneficial. As with any part of the body, we often have dead skin, product buildup, and natural oil buildup on our holes. Things that often cause discoloration, hyperpigmentation, and a rougher skin texture. While these things aren’t necessarily a big deal, some of us like ot live up to our full potential. If that sounds like you, then we recommend bringing in an exfoliator. Our Bum and Body Scrub is a great solution for this; it uses rosemary and mint alongside a gentle exfoliating formula, which leaves your skin smooth and refreshed.
Pro Tip: Your skin is extra sensitive down there, so don’t scrub your hole too hard; just use gentle circular motions.
3. Moisturize your hole.
After hopping your sexy little self out of the shower, spread eagle and butter that donut. In layman's terms, moisturize your butthole. This keeps it soft and helps deter future discoloration caused by dryness. I recommend our Bum Balm. Our plant-based balm glides on smoothly from head to bum and everywhere in between, enhancing your natural scent while providing hydration and protection. Perfect for playtime, everyday wear, and club nights, it’ll leave you and your skin feeling refreshed, deodorized, and confident for anything thrown your way.
4. Love your hole.
Lastly and most important is to love your hole. All of these tips are great ways to enhance your natural beauty, but at the end of the day, you have to accept that your hole is the only one you have. It helps you connect with some of the most important people in your life. It keeps you alive. Treat it, and yourself nicely.
P.S. If you think a man is judging your hole, just know he's happy to be there and couldn't care less about how “perfect” it is.
